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Penis Pompom Keychain

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A Thing of Beauty


There's just no other way to describe this absolutely majestic penis keychain. It's truly a thing of beauty. A sturdy golden erect member hangs gracefully atop a fluffy white pompom, as though floating on a cloud. Glamorous, chic, and obscene, this keychain will make you the envy of all passersby. Attach it to your purse for the perfect touch of glam, or attach it to your keys so you'll never lose them again.


If you're looking for a truly unique gift for your bridesmaids, girlfriends, gay friends, or anyone with truly refined taste, look no further. 

  • Gold-colored metal chain and peen
  • Cream-colored faux fur pompom
  • Lobster claw clasp and keychain ring
  • Hangs approximately 5 inches from clasp to end of pompom 

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