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Crystal Penis Tea Infuser

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Don't get teabagged


Elevate your afternoon tea with these stainless-steel reusable tea infuser balls. Enjoy your loose tea with the added beauty of a natural crystal penis delicately dangling over the side of your teacup. Choose from three gorgeous natural crystals: rose quartz, clear quartz, or sparkly blue goldstone. A small lever slides to open the, ahem, ball, where you can insert your favorite loose dried tea leaves. Latch it shut, grip the dick, and dip, dip, dip that tea ball into your cup. No teabagging required.


If you're looking for a truly unique gift for your bridesmaids, girlfriends, gay friends, or anyone with truly refined taste, look no further. 

  • Stainless steel
  • Easy to clean and reuse
  • Your choice of crystal: rose quartz, clear quartz, or sparkly blue goldstone

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