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Besties Before Testes *LIMITED EDITION* - Penis Wax Melts
Besties Before Testes
[ caramel appletini ]
Limited Edition Galentine's Day Scent
Grab your favorite ladies, gaydies and theydies and head out on the town to celebrate Galentine's Day with your besties! Or, you know, stay inside and wear your comfies and watch Mean Girls. Either way, there's gotta be a caramel appletini or three involved.
Scents: apple, caramel, orange peel, cinnamon, cranberry, butter
ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS
These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.
- 8 fragranced wax melts
- 60–100 hours of melt time
- Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
- Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
- Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
- Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
- After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.
HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:
- DO NOT add water.
- Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
- Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
- DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
- Don't be a dick.