Small Packages Co.
Pumpin' Spice *LIMITED EDITION* - Penis Wax Melts
[ pumpkin spice ]
Limited Edition Fall Scent
Basic bitches everywhere lose their minds over this fall classic, but we bet you've never seen pumpkin spice like this! Your guests will ask if you've got a pumpkin pie baking in the oven or if you've just picked up a delicious PSL but won't they be delighted to discover that delicious aroma is emanating from these orange dicks.
Scents: pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg, buttercream, clove
ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS
These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.
- 8 fragranced wax melts
- 60–100 hours of burn time
- Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
- Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
- Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
- Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
- After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.
HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:
- DO NOT add water.
- Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
- Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
- DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
- Don't be a dick.