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Spring Has Sprung *SPRING SEASONAL SCENT* - Penis Wax Melts

$8.00
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Spring has sprung

[ jasmine + cherry blossoms ]

Spring Seasonal Scent

It’s that time of year: flowers are poking up nice and erect from the ground and gardens are bursting with fragrant blossoms and luscious fruits. This classic fragrance is the ultimate blend of fruity and floral, inviting the scents of spring into your home. 

Scents: cherry blossom, jasmine, peach, hydrangea

 

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ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS

These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

  • 8 fragranced wax melts
  • 60–100 hours of melt time
  • Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
  • Phthalate-free
  • Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin

WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

  • Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
  • Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
  • After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.


HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

  • DO NOT add water.
  • Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
  • Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
  • DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
  • Don't be a dick.