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Star-Spangled Boner *SUMMER SEASONAL SCENT* - Penis Wax Melts

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Star-Spangled Boner

[ red, white, and blue raspberry ]

Summer Seasonal Scent

Nothing says "'Murica" like a patriotic Bag of Dicks. This mouth-watering fragrance of juicy summer berries is just what your 4th of July picnic has been lacking.

Scents: tangy raspberry, blueberry, blackberry, sweet musk

 

Not ready to commit to an entire Bag of Dicks? Buy a sample!

 

ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS

These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

  • 8 fragranced wax melts
  • 60–100 hours of melt time
  • Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
  • Phthalate-free
  • Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin

WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

  • Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
  • Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
  • After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.


HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

  • DO NOT add water.
  • Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
  • Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
  • DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
  • Don't be a dick.