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Greeting Cards

Complete the perfect gift with a snarky greeting card.
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"Congratulations! Same Penis Forever!" Greeting Card

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"Happy Fucking Birthday to the Baddest Bitch I Know" Greeting Card

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"I Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Dicks" Greeting Card

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"I Love You for your Personality" Greeting Card

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"Life is Like a Penis" Greeting Card

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"Same Penis Forever" Greeting Card

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"This Fucking Succs" Greeting Card

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"You're My Favorite Bitch" Greeting Card

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