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Bag of Dicks Fall Scents

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Bag of Dicks

The to-die-for scents
and hilarious punny names
make our Bag of Dicks fragranced
wax melts the hottest gift around.

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Put your bitch face on

Keep your resting bitch face looking glamorous as fuck.

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Delightfully scandalous

Come for the penis puns,
stay for the serious scents.

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Plastic junk? No way.

The badass bride and her squad deserve better.

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Dick jokes are what we do best. Classy dick jokes.

Rudely Refined Candles

Our soy wax candles may be a bit indecent, but that doesn't mean they aren't classy! Made with high-quality ingredients such as all-natural soy wax and carefully selected phthalate-free fragrance oils, these naughty candles deliver premium fragrances and guaranteed laughs.

Bachelorette Party Must-Haves

We believe bachelorette parties can celebrate the bride's (or groom's!) commitment to the same penis forever with something a little more chic than plastic junk.

Unexpectedly Sophisticated Adornments

Peruse our collection of profane yet surprisingly classy bits and bobs keychains, greeting cards, stickers and more!

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Bag of Dicks Penis Wax Melts

A Boatload of Seamen - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Amazeballs - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Blue(berry) Balls - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Chicks Before Pricks - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Demon Semen - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Dick-or-Treat - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Fall of the Patriarchy - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Hard Wood - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00
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Delightfully Scandalous Soy Wax Candles

Amazeballs Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Blue(berry) Balls Candle
$20.00
$20.00
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Chicks Before Pricks Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Hard Wood Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Let Them Eat Cock Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Nontoxic Masculinity Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Pound Town Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Punch Today in the Dick Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Same Penis Forever Candle
$20.00
$20.00
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Drink up, bitches!

Crystal Penis Tea Infuser
$16.00
$16.00

Penis Wine Glass Charms
$36.00
$36.00

Penis Drink Stirrers
$16.00
$16.00