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Calling all Badass Babes

Are you a Goddess? Siren? Bitch?
Our new collection of seductively scented lotions
and wax melts has something for every Badass Babe.

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Dong Days of Summer

Mouth-watering Bag of Dicks
summer scents are here!

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Bag of Dicks

The to-die-for scents
and hilarious punny names
make our Bag of Dicks fragranced
wax melts the hottest gift around.

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Put your bitch face on

Keep your resting bitch face looking glamorous as fuck.

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Bag of Dicks Scented Soaps

Getting clean never felt so dirty.

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Bag of Dicks Penis Wax Melts

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Grow a Pair *SUMMER SEASONAL SCENT* - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00
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Sandy Balls *SUMMER SEASONAL SCENT* - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00
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Star-Spangled Boner *SUMMER SEASONAL SCENT* - Penis Wax Melts
$6.00
$6.00
$8.00

Morning Wood - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Bag of Dicks Penis Wax Melt Samples
$1.50
$1.50

Big Dick Energy - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Butt Stuff - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
$8.00

Amazeballs - Penis Wax Melts
$8.00
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Rudely Refined Candles

Our soy wax candles may be a bit indecent, but that doesn't mean they aren't classy! Made with high-quality ingredients such as all-natural soy wax and carefully selected phthalate-free fragrance oils, these naughty candles deliver premium fragrances and guaranteed laughs.

Bachelorette Party Must-Haves

We believe bachelorette parties can celebrate the bride's (or groom's!) commitment to the same penis forever with something a little more chic than plastic junk.

Unexpectedly Sophisticated Adornments

Peruse our collection of profane yet surprisingly classy bits and bobs keychains, greeting cards, stickers and more!

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Buyers are raving!

Deanna - Bag of Dicks Soaps

These were so cute and exactly how they looked like in the photo! I used them for my sister's bachelorette party and they were a hit (they also smelled really good). I was in a crunch hoping they'd get there on time, the seller was fantastic and they shipped with time to spare. I'd highly recommend!

Aleecea - Bag of Dicks Wax Melts

I absolutely love these! The smells are fabulous and last quite a while. Shipping was also fast! Overall I can’t wait to order more and you should order some too!

Jess - Bag of Dicks Wax Melts

Fast shipping and dicks smell amazing! Gift was an absolute hit at the bridal shower. Will buy again!

Delightfully Scandalous Soy Wax Candles

Amazeballs Candle
$20.00
$20.00
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Blue(berry) Balls Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Chicks Before Pricks Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Hard Wood Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Let Them Eat Cock Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Nontoxic Masculinity Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Pound Town Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Punch Today in the Dick Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Same Penis Forever Candle
$20.00
$20.00

Wet Dream Candle
$20.00
$20.00
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Getting clean never felt so dirty.

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Peen as a Whistle - Penis Soaps
$5.00
$5.00

Squeaky Peen - Penis Soaps
$5.00
$5.00
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Time to Cum Clean - Penis Soaps
$5.00
$5.00

So Fresh and So Peen - Penis Soaps
$5.00
$5.00
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A Boatload of Seamen - Penis Soaps
$5.00
$5.00