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About Us

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It all started with a dream. No, really! Well, kinda. After losing my full-time job as a graphic designer in 2020 due to Covid layoffs, I had been searching for a new direction for my career. I wanted to have complete creative control over something fun that would make people laugh. My very first thought upon waking on January 1st, 2021 was this:


I have to make fancy penis products.


That was a resolution I could get enthusiastic about! I scoured the internet for products like what I envisioned and found only regrettably cheap plastic junk (heh, junk, get it?). I knew I could use my skills as a graphic designer to create dick joke merchandise that was not only delightfully scandalous, but also sophisticated, attractive and high-quality for sassy folk who would find penis puns as wonderfully hilarious as I do.

I started creating stationery products such as stickers and greeting cards, and the ideas kept coming (so to speak). I discovered molds to make penis-shaped wax melts and decided to try my hand at making candles as well. It was not easy, but I fell in love with the process of curating fragrances, designing the labels and, best of all, scheming up dick pun names for my products.

My hope is that my products bring you as much joy as they have brought me!





Small Packages Co. Founder Michelle


My name is Michelle and I've built Small Packages Co. from a silly little idea into what you see here... which is still pretty silly! After spending 13 years in the corporate world as a graphic designer, I found myself far more excited to write penis puns and draw dicks than I ever was about my day job. So, this is all just me: I design the labels and packaging, develop the shop, take the product photos, and pour the candles and wax with my own hands. I scheme up ways to combine elements into something delightfully dick-themed, laugh about it with my friends, and then make it happen. Thanks for being here, and I hope you have a good laugh! Life is so much more fun when we don't take it too seriously.