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"Life is Like a Penis" Greeting Card

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Life is like a penis... Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.


We all have those days. Life can get hard. It has its ups and downs. But it won't stay hard forever. Lift a loved one's spirits with this snarky card that is sure to put a smile on their face.

Occasion: encouragement, sympathy, bad day, get well soon

  • Inside text: Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
  • 5 in. x 7 in. greeting card
  • Glossy cardstock paper
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Packaged in a clear cello sleeve
  • Printed in the USA

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