A Boatload of Seamen - Penis Wax Melts

A Boatload of Seamen

[ fresh salty spray ]

You're sitting on the beach. You sink your fingers into the wet sand as a breeze blows in across the water. The air is fresh and cool. A group of handsome sailors runs past, their muscles glistening in the light of the setting sun. Your reverie is broken as a sudden spray of salty water splashes your face.

Scents: sea salt, jasmine, ozone, citrus, cedar, musk

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ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS

These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

• 8 fragranced wax melts
• 60–100 hours of burn time
• Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
• Phthalate-free
• Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
  
  

WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

• Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
• Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
• After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.

HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

• DO NOT add water.
• Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
• Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
• DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
• Don't be a dick.