Bag of Dicks Penis Wax Melt Samples

Pick a prick

Choosing a scent over the internet can be tough, so here's your chance to sniff a dick before committing to an entire Bag of Dicks. Choose your scent(s) and you'll receive one penis wax melt in a labeled/resealable bag. Try it out in our plug-in wax warmer to fill a small room such as a bathroom with fragrance for hours. 

WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

• Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
• Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
• After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.

HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

• DO NOT add water.
• Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
• Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
• DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
• Don't be a dick.