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A Boatload of Seamen - Penis Soaps

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A Boatload of Seamen

[ fresh salty spray ]

You're sitting on the beach. You sink your fingers into the wet sand as a breeze blows in across the water. The air is fresh and cool. A group of handsome sailors runs past, their muscles glistening in the light of the setting sun. Your reverie is broken as a sudden spray of salty water splashes your face.

Scents: sea salt, jasmine, ozone, citrus, cedar, musk


These scented hand soaps are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

  • 5 scented hand soaps
  • Shea butter soap
  • Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
  • Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
  • Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine (kosher, of vegetable origin), shea butter (refined), purified water, sodium hydroxide (saponifying agent), sorbitol, propylene glycol, sorbitan oleate (emulsifier), oat protein, titanium dioxide (mineral used to whiten soaps), fragrance, dye.