Small Packages Co.
Nontoxic Masculinity - Penis Wax Melts
[ sultry palo santo ]
Palo Santo, or “sacred wood,” has traditionally been used to clear out negative energy. It is a sultry, woodsy, mysterious, and masculine fragrance. Melt these peens to fill your home with a luxurious and sensual calmness, and banish all that mansplaining bad juju.
Scents: palo santo, smoke, sandalwood, cardamom, amber, cedarwood
ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS
These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.
- 8 fragranced wax melts
- 60–100 hours of burn time
- Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
- Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
- Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
- Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
- After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.
HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:
- DO NOT add water.
- Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
- Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
- DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
- Don't be a dick.