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Well Hung - Penis Wax Melts
Well Hung
[ clean cotton ]
Well Hung evokes the nostalgic aroma of clean linen hung to dry on the laundry line. Use this year-round fragrance to create the illusion that your sheets are always fresh and clean. Because we KNOW they're not. You dirty bitch.
Scents: cotton blossom, linen, powder, sandalwood, violet
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ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS
These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.
- 8 fragranced wax melts
- 60–100 hours of burn time
- Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
- Phthalate-free
- Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
- Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
- Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
- After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.
HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:
- DO NOT add water.
- Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
- Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
- DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
- Don't be a dick.