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"You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis" Holographic Sticker

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Pure hap-penis


Were truer words ever spoken? This is pretty much our motto around here: "You can't say 'happiness' without saying 'penis'!" The bright colors and holographic shine on this sticker will bring a smile to every cock lover's face.

Slap this sticker on your favorite water bottle, on your car, on your laptop, or pretty much anywhere that you want to add a touch of class!


  • 3.5 in. x 2.7 in. high-quality professionally produced vinyl sticker
  • Funky holographic effect
  • Glossy laminate protects against weather and sunlight
  • 2–4 year outdoor life
  • Waterproof
  • Dishwasher proof
  • Weatherproof


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