Let Them Eat Cock - Penis Wax Melts

Let Them Eat Cock

[ birthday cake ]

What better way to wish your bestie loads of hap-penis on their birthday than by presenting them with this fine bag of birthday cake-scented dicks. And they have sprinkles! But don't eat these dicks. Just sniff 'em. This mouth-watering fragrance features notes of creamy vanilla, sweet, buttery coconut shavings, gooey caramel, and melted butter. A perfect blend that smells like birthday cock cake fresh from the oven!

Scents: vanilla, butter, caramel, coconut, cake

Not ready to commit to an entire Bag of Dicks? Buy a sample!

ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS

These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

• 8 fragranced wax melts
• 60–100 hours of burn time
• Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
• Phthalate-free
• Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
  
  

WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

• Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
• Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
• After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.

HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

• DO NOT add water.
• Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
• Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
• DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
• Don't be a dick.