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Morning Wood - Penis Wax Melts

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Morning Wood

[ warm sandalwood ]

Feel the warm rays of morning sunlight falling on the ridged and erect trees as you walk through the woods at dawn. This smooth, masculine scent has soft, woody notes with an earthy undertone, setting a calm vibe any time of day.

Scents: sandalwood, musk, amber

 

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ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS

These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

  • 8 fragranced wax melts
  • 60–100 hours of melt time
  • Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
  • Phthalate-free
  • Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin

WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

  • Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
  • Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
  • After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.


HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

  • DO NOT add water.
  • Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
  • Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
  • DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
  • Don't be a dick.