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A Boatload of Seamen - Penis Wax Melts
A Boatload of Seamen
[ fresh salty spray ]
You're sitting on the beach. You sink your fingers into the wet sand as a breeze blows in across the water. The air is fresh and cool. A group of handsome sailors runs past, their muscles glistening in the light of the setting sun. Your reverie is broken as a sudden spray of salty water splashes your face.
Scents: sea salt, jasmine, ozone, citrus, cedar, musk
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ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS
These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.
- 8 fragranced wax melts
- 60–100 hours of burn time
- Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
- Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
- Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
- Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
- After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.
HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:
- DO NOT add water.
- Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
- Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
- DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
- Don't be a dick.