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"Congratulations! Same Penis Forever!" Greeting Card

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Speak the truth with class.


A wedding is a classy affair, and the beautiful bride (or groom!) deserves a sophisticated greeting card. This beautiful watercolor illustration might blend in with the rest of the cards at the bridal shower or bachelorette party, but take a second look at that magnificently erect penis surrounded by flowers.

Occasion: wedding, bridal shower, bachelorette party

  • Inside text: Same penis forever!
  • 5 in. x 7 in. greeting card
  • Glossy cardstock paper
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Packaged in a clear cello sleeve
  • Printed in the USA

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