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Grey Sweatpants *WINTER SEASONAL* - Penis Wax Melts

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Grey Sweatpants

[ cozy bergamot musk ]

Limited Edition Winter Scent

'Tis the season for the menfolk to don that oh-so-flattering winter apparel: grey sweatpants. Enjoy the view as you wrap yourself in your favorite cozy flannel and snuggle up to the fire. This complex, citrus and wood scent brings the cozy vibes all winter long.

Scents: bergamot, mahogany, musk, wood, spicy florals


ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS

These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

  • 8 fragranced wax melts
  • 60–100 hours of burn time
  • Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
  • Phthalate-free
  • Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin


WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

  • Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
  • Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
  • After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.


HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

  • DO NOT add water.
  • Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
  • Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
  • DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
  • Don't be a dick.