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"I Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Dicks" Greeting Card

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It's a simple sentiment.


Help your friends settle into their new home with some well-wishes. May their new digs be blessedly free of jerk neighbors who let their dogs poop everywhere, blast crappy music, or play bagpipes.

Occasion: housewarming, new home, new apartment

  • Blank inside
  • 5 in. x 7 in. greeting card
  • Glossy cardstock paper
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Packaged in a clear cello sleeve
  • Printed in the USA

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