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Merry Dickmas *HOLIDAY SEASONAL*- Penis Soaps

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Merry Dickmas

[ christmas tree ]

Limited Edition Holiday Scent

This is it. The gift you've been looking for. Perfect for the friend who is hard to shop for, the mom who has everything, or the coworker who knows exactly what "the look" means. Wish your loved ones a Merry Dickmas with these gorgeously festive red-and-green hand soaps that smell like a fresh-cut Christmas tree. We promise your unforgettable gift will be a huge hit at the family gathering or company holiday party.

Scents: evergreen, fir, cedar, cyprus


These scented hand soaps are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

  • 5 scented hand soaps
  • Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
  • Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
  • Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine (kosher, of vegetable origin), purified water, sodium hydroxide (saponifying agent), sorbitol, propylene glycol, sorbitan oleate (emulsifier), oat protein, fragrance, dye.