Merry Dickmas *HOLIDAY SEASONAL*- Penis Wax Melts

Merry Dickmas

[ christmas tree ]

Limited Edition Holiday Scent

This is it. The gift you've been looking for. Perfect for the friend who is hard to shop for, the mom who has everything, or the coworker who knows exactly what "the look" means. Wish your loved ones a Merry Dickmas with these gorgeously festive red-and-green wax melts that smell like a fresh-cut Christmas tree. We promise your unforgettable gift will be a huge hit at the family gathering or company holiday party.

Scents: evergreen, fir, cedar, cyprus

ABOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS

These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

• 8 fragranced wax melts
• 60–100 hours of burn time
• Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
• Phthalate-free
• Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin
  
  

WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

• Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
• Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
• After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.

HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

• DO NOT add water.
• Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
• Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
• DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
• Don't be a dick.