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Same Penis Forever - Penis Wax Melts

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Same Penis Forever

[ sweet, sweet monogamy ]

Congratulate the bride (or lucky groom!) with the perfect gift to celebrate a lifetime commitment to the same dick for the rest of their life! Bachelorettes and gay bachelors alike will be delighted by these lovely sparkly pink peens and their sweet aroma. Reminiscent of fragrant spring wedding blossoms, Same Penis Forever is a bright blend of pink apple peel and sun-ripened berries with floral notes of primrose, jasmine, and gardenia. These special edition peens feature an extra flash of biodegradable glitter, because what's a wedding without a little sparkle?

Scents: apple, berries, jasmine, apple blossom, gardenia

 

Not ready to commit to an entire Bag of Dicks? Buy a sample!

 

BOUT OUR BAG OF DICKS WAX MELTS

These fragranced wax melts are the perfect gift for so many occasions: bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to make someone laugh.

  • 8 fragranced wax melts
  • 60–100 hours of burn time
  • Packaged in a scent-safe, resealable bag
  • Phthalate-free
  • Hand-poured with care in small batches in Wisconsin


WHAT ARE WAX MELTS AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

  • Place 2–3 penis wax melts in a wax warmer to fill a room with a delightful aroma without a flame!
  • Each melt provides 8–12 hours of fragrance.
  • After the melts have lost their fragrance, allow melted wax to cool completely. Place the warmer tray in the freezer for a few minutes, then pop the hardened wax out with a butter knife and discard.


HERE THERE BE WARNINGS:

  • DO NOT add water.
  • Place warmer on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
  • Keep warmer within sight and away from children and pets.
  • DO NOT eat the dicks in this bag.
  • Don't be a dick.