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"Same Penis Forever" Greeting Card

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Speak the truth with class.


Celebrate the bride's (or groom's) commitment to one single dick for the rest of their lives with this classy greeting card. Take a close look at that swirly pink pattern. We like to keep it classy, but not too classy, you know?

Occasion: wedding, bridal shower, bachelorette party

  • Blank inside
  • 5 in. x 7 in. greeting card
  • Glossy cardstock paper
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Packaged in a clear cello sleeve
  • Printed in the USA

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